lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

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slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

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finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

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lucifers-ass-cheek:

posts that are only funny because of the fucked up comments part 1

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theperksofbeing-a-weasley:

Me in the apocalypse. 

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lustik:

Embroidered Leaves by Hillary Fayle. (photos: Natalie Hofert)

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